When I'm wide open for the dump and they don't...
How to properly hide booze in your Facebook...
sofapizza: celebr8wewill: please cat responsibly
Bring on the Sake and Channing Tatum
In the spirit of guys being dicks and all of our guy friends being at a bachelor party, tonight will consist of dressing up, eating a ridiculous amount of hibachi food, and watching magic mike. Plum Garden had better have a crap ton of sake.
Primanti sandwiches, speedboat racing, frisbee dog shows, drill teams, two rounds of frisbee golf, a decent amount of drinking, porchin', almost dying when the car got stuck in acceleration on the highway, and swimming in the fountain. Not bad for a weekend in pitt : )
gotta love him
me: hey dad, little known fact -- I can funnel beers faster than anyone else on the frisbee team at school.
dad: **gives disapproving look** Its sad, but I have to admit I'm actually pretty proud of you for that.
Never a dull moment
this past weekend consisted of: - drunkenly falling waist deep into a drainage pipe - helping clean puke off of not one, but two air mattresses - discovering a lost dog on the porch at 11 pm and finding GiGi’s owners at a bonfire in the middle of the woods behind the lakehouse - swimming, boating, and tubing almost all day - watching The Parent Trap with lindsay lohan and...
A recap of the past week...
- got my first callahan in ultimate, which was SAWEET. kinda felt bad for the guy who threw it though - got accepted as a shadower for one of the lead surgeons at Strong Hospital, and I could not be more excited - finally learned how to properly throw an OI flick - started planning my westward ho road trip in august. CA, OR, WA, and AK here I come :)
When a girl tells me she doesn't watch reality TV
whatshouldwecallme: (Source: realitytvgifs)
Walking back to the line
whatshouldultimatecallme: When we’re up: When we’re down: so true
I think I have finally succeeded...
…in completing my “freebie list”…aka the list of 5 celebrities who I could theoretically have sex with without it being considered “cheating”. And the winners are: - Joey Fatone — I would marry him or have sex with him IN A HEARTBEAT. NSYNC FO LIFE - Jeff Corwin — hes just sooo…..adventurous - Joseph Gordon-Levitt — self-explanatory ...
Goals for Summer 2012
- play a ridiculous amount of ultimate and at least throw a disc every day - get licensed to carry and conceal - drive up the coast of california, oregon, and washington on my own - throw a disc with my aunt on a glacier in Alaska - get strong enough to do 10 pull-ups - kayak in all 11 finger lakes - eat at 10 new restaurants in the ROC ….this summer is going to be EPIC
Playing in the rain
whatshouldultimatecallme: First game: Second game: Third game: ….but seriously
and with that, Ladies and Gentlemen...
…I am done with my junior year of college. only 12 more years of school until I can become a full-fledged neurosurgeon. ….bring on 3 months of epicness :)
When I'm winning an argument
hurrrrr we go.
If I make it through this week I’m literally going to bake myself a batch of oatmeal raisin cookies and eat them all in one sitting while watching a full season of jersey shore….and then I’m going to sleep for a month. WHY DID I NOT START ALL OF MY PAPERS EARLIER?
When I let a pedestrian cross
Just gotta keep my chin up.
I know in my heart I did everything I could, its just hard when the score doesn’t reflect that. Hopefully some teams will turn down their bids and pass them our way. I just need to remember that its not over yet. We still have a chance.
My life hasn't been perfect, but most of the times...
I guess that makes me pretty damn lucky.
All I want to do is help...
…but I always end up saying the wrong things. I’m so sorry that I can’t be what you need me to be.
talking to really important people makes me...
…so I’m probably going to sweat profusely and pass out tomorrow during my interview. Everyone has been telling me to just be myself, but I don’t think they’re considering the fact that normally I’m a klutz and say dumb things that make sense in my head but don’t come out right. But then again some people say thats “charming”? Either way I guess...
Two weeks of paradise
One week spent in sunny georgia playing ultimate with the coolest peeps from wooster, and one week left in lovely ho falls. Every time I crest the last hill on 65 overlooking town I am reminded how incredibly blessed I am.
Its times like these that I regret the little things…forgetting to respond to some of your text messages, failing to make you that friendship bracelet that I promised you, and not noticing your secret note to me until a month after you passed away. I’m so sorry Peter.
….I miss you Peter. I keep hearing all these stories of people who get in terrible accidents and make it out ok. It’s just not fair that you didn’t get that second chance too.