boom goes the dynamite

When I'm wide open for the dump and they don't throw it to me.

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 19:12:05 -0500

everytimeicomeinthekitchen:

How to properly hide booze in your Facebook pictures

Sun, 30 Dec 2012 10:32:30 -0500

sofapizza:

celebr8wewill:

please cat responsibly

Bring on the Sake and Channing Tatum

Sat, 14 Jul 2012 13:52:32 -0400

In the spirit of guys being dicks and all of our guy friends being at a bachelor party, tonight will consist of dressing up, eating a ridiculous amount of hibachi food, and watching magic mike.

Plum Garden had better have a crap ton of sake.

pitt

Mon, 02 Jul 2012 13:41:29 -0400

Primanti sandwiches, speedboat racing, frisbee dog shows, drill teams, two rounds of frisbee golf, a decent amount of drinking, porchin', almost dying when the car got stuck in acceleration on the highway, and swimming in the fountain. Not bad for a weekend in pitt :)

gotta love him

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 11:17:37 -0400

me: hey dad, little known fact -- I can funnel beers faster than anyone else on the frisbee team at school.
dad: **gives disapproving look** Its sad, but I have to admit I'm actually pretty proud of you for that.

Never a dull moment

Mon, 11 Jun 2012 13:28:09 -0400

this past weekend consisted of:

- drunkenly falling waist deep into a drainage pipe

- helping clean puke off of not one, but two air mattresses

- discovering a lost dog on the porch at 11 pm and finding GiGi’s owners at a bonfire in the middle of the woods behind the lakehouse

- swimming, boating, and tubing almost all day

- watching The Parent Trap with lindsay lohan and remembering almost all of the major quotes

- going to an arts festival and wine tasting with Mrs. Middleton, and then touring downtown Penn Yan

….along with a decent amount of drinking and other shenanigans. All in all I’d say it was a pretty darn good weekend :)

A recap of the past week...

Thu, 07 Jun 2012 23:49:34 -0400

- got my first callahan in ultimate, which was SAWEET. kinda felt bad for the guy who threw it though

- got accepted as a shadower for one of the lead surgeons at Strong Hospital, and I could not be more excited

- finally learned how to properly throw an OI flick

- started planning my westward ho road trip in august. CA, OR, WA, and AK here I come :)

When a girl tells me she doesn't watch reality TV

Thu, 07 Jun 2012 11:15:22 -0400

whatshouldwecallme:

(Source: realitytvgifs)

Walking back to the line

Mon, 04 Jun 2012 10:54:42 -0400

whatshouldultimatecallme:

When we’re up:

When we’re down:

so true

I think I have finally succeeded...

Tue, 29 May 2012 21:01:00 -0400

…in completing my “freebie list”…aka the list of 5 celebrities who I could theoretically have sex with without it being considered “cheating”.

And the winners are:

- Joey Fatone — I would marry him or have sex with him IN A HEARTBEAT. NSYNC FO LIFE

- Jeff Corwin — hes just sooo…..adventurous

- Joseph Gordon-Levitt — self-explanatory

- Ryan Gosling — His abs alone are enough for me

- Chris Martin — This should not come as a surprise, seeing as I own every single Coldplay song (which is a lot, in case you’re wondering)

The Middle East - Blood so so so so so so good.

Thu, 24 May 2012 11:21:55 -0400

The Middle East - Blood

so so so so so so good.

Mon, 21 May 2012 23:41:44 -0400

CANT WAIT FOR THE MOVIE

Mon, 21 May 2012 23:37:21 -0400

CANT WAIT FOR THE MOVIE

Goals for Summer 2012

Fri, 18 May 2012 21:41:23 -0400

- play a ridiculous amount of ultimate and at least throw a disc every day

- get licensed to carry and conceal

- drive up the coast of california, oregon, and washington on my own

- throw a disc with my aunt on a glacier in Alaska

- get strong enough to do 10 pull-ups

- kayak in all 11 finger lakes

- eat at 10 new restaurants in the ROC

….this summer is going to be EPIC

I hit the sidewalk and this is how it starts Hide in a raincoat...

Tue, 15 May 2012 00:38:21 -0400

I hit the sidewalk and this is how it starts

Hide in a raincoat when things are falling apart

Cause sooner or later this is bound to stop

Come on, let’s savor what we’re falling over

Playing in the rain

Fri, 11 May 2012 08:59:41 -0400

whatshouldultimatecallme:

First game:

Second game:

Third game:

….but seriously

and with that, Ladies and Gentlemen...

Thu, 10 May 2012 21:32:30 -0400

…I am done with my junior year of college. only 12 more years of school until I can become a full-fledged neurosurgeon.

….bring on 3 months of epicness :)

mad skillz

Thu, 10 May 2012 21:21:52 -0400

mad skillz

When I'm winning an argument

Sat, 05 May 2012 22:13:56 -0400

whatshouldwecallme:

ahahahaha too good

Thu, 03 May 2012 07:58:16 -0400

ahahahaha too good